Jokes/Thinkable Quotes/Forwarded Messages from my Cousin... :)

History Teacher : From where to where did the Mughals rule?
Student : Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26.

E lokam lo 4 kashtamainavi!
1. kodiki lipstick pettadam
2. Enugu ni odilo pettukovadam
3. Domaki battalu veyadam
4. Ninnu marchipovadam

7 FUNNIEST PHRASES:
1. Clearly misunderstood
2. Exact estimate
3. Small crowd
4. Act naturally
5. Found missing
6. Fully empty
&
7. Happily married!
Gudn8!:)

Preyasi Gift : Prema,
Amma Gift : Janma,
God Gift : Maranam
But nuvu naku ichchina gift???
thokka em ichhav ani cheppadaaniki nee number thappa.

Old versn:
I luv walkin in rain bcz nobody knows i'm crying
-(uhh old STORY).
New version.
I Luv Walking in FOG Bcz No One Can See I'M Smoking! ;)

Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

How wll an IT boy scold..?
saale infinite loop..
dharti pe undefined symbol..
virus k bacche..
bevakufi ki hardcopy..
volatile admi..
bheja blank CD, aur
khana gigabytes...
Itna maarungi ki dharthi se delete hokar, yamaraj se read ho kar, seedhe narak me display ho jayega..! Good Mrng.

"CUP TEA" thagithe emavuthundi?
think...
think...
think.. yar
Use ur brain
'cup kaali avuthundi'
think differently

If u want to remove ur wrinkles, pimples, face marks & d signs of skin aging ... try ........
........
........
"ADOBE PHOTOSHOP"

"To be is to do" - Socrates
"To do is to be" - Vivekananda
"Do be do be do" - Scooby doo
"Zoobee do be do" - 3 idiots
"To do do to do do" - Docomo

Height of addiction:
Just before hanging, Judge asked the prisoner "Any last wish?"
Prisoner: " Yes. I want to update my FACEBOOK status as "Died"!!! "

Interesting confusions..
1. Can u cry under water?
2. Du fish ever get thirsty?
3. Why don't birds fal out of trees wen dey sleep?
4. Wat du cal a male lady bird?
5. Why is it caled building wen it is already built?
6. If money doesnt grow on trees den y du banks hav branches?
7. Y doesnt glue stick to its bottle?
8. Wen dey say dogs food is new n improved, who tasted it?

In an island, all the feelings lived. 1day thr was a storm. D island was abt 2 drown, evry feeling was scared. But love made a boat 2 escape, evry feeling got on boat, 1 feeling was missin. Love got dwn 2 c who it was. It was EGO. Love tried & tried. But EGO wasnt moving & water was rising. Evry 1 askd love 2 leave him & come 2 boat. Bt Love didn't. Atlast, love died wit EGO..
"LOVE DIES, BCZ OF EGO"
so avoid ego with your luvd 1s.

A sensible quote:
"I love photos, because the best thing about it is that, it never changes, even when the people in it change...!"

Touching words of frnd - Im always bhind u. I nevr ever expect u 2 turn back wn u r happy. Bt wn u r in trble no need 2 trn bak. Just stop der, i'll join.

Most Gud things in Lyf Cost Nuthin.
Lyk Hugging ur Parents,
Smilin @ ur Neighbour,
Carin n Listenin 2 ur Grandma,
Helpin out a Needy Stranger,
Obligin a seat 2 a hesitatin Old person,
A Hand arnd a Frnd's Shoulder,
a few xtra words 2 ur Lover,
a Namaste 2 God,
Sharin ur Food,
Sharing ur Umbrella wid sum1 on a Rainy Day.
Al des seem so easy 2 do, bt only if our Ego permits.!
If v can leave shyness n take dat xtra step fwd
it luks lyk a perfect recipe 2 spread Happiness doesn't it.?
bt think again, Ol dese can make U Smile.
n u will say
2day was a Happy day,
:) Keep Smiling...

1 of my favrt msg:
V alwys feel tat life of othrs is bttr thn us...!
Bt v alwys 4gt tat v r also "others" 4 som1 else...

Top answers of professors if they dont hav ansr for any questn:
*Hav'nt u learn tis before?
*I ll tell u tmrw
*Dont ask foolish questns
*U ll study this in the next class
& d best one is...
*Nice question, raise hands who know the answer... good morning have a funny day.

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks beautiful when her lips are closed...

Words from Hitler:
"Never try or beg for support from others...
Stand alone and face the life as a race!"

Instead of Saying,
"U Said Like This"
just say,
"I Understood Like This"
to your dear ones, Many Conflicts Will Be Avoided. Gd morning

Quote of the century -
Wen you are SINGLE, all you see are HAPPY couples:-P
N
wen you r committed, all u see are happy singles :);)
gud mng

Sleep with peace,
Wake with hope,
Go everywhere with joy,
Take wid faith,
Carry favor around u
and have a gud night...

"If you want people to think well of you do not speak well of yourself."
Good Night

Arthur Ashe, d legendary Wimbledon player was dying of AIDS which he got due to infected blood he received during a heart surgery in 1983. He received many letters from his fans, one of which conveyed: Why does GOD have 2 select u for such a bad disease?
To this Ashe replied, "All ovr d world, 50 million children start playing tennis, 5 million learn to play tennis, 500,000 learn professional tennis, 50,000 come to the circuit, 5000 reach d grand slam, 50 reach Wimbledon, 4 to semi final, 2 to d finals, whn I was holding a cup I nvr askd GOD 'Why me?'.
N 2day in pain I shld nt b asking GOD 'Why me?'"
Happiness keeps u Sweet,
Trials keep u Strong,
Sorrow keeps u Human,
Failure keeps u Humble n
Success keeps u glowing...
But only Faith and Attitude keeps u going... GM

A Beautiful Saying,
if ur eyes r positive u will like all the people in the world
but if ur tongue is positive all the people in the world will like u...!!

xprs urself 2 some 1 who cares 4u not 2 some 1 who needz u, bcoz care means personal commitment n need means personal requirement

NOT al fingrs r of sam LENGTH, but
wen dey r BENT, al stand in EQUAL length.
LYF becomes easy
wen V ADJUST 2 certain situations. GM

WAS IT A CAR OR A CAT I SAW...
'WASITACARORACATISAW'
This is the only english sentence which even if we read in reverse, it'll give the same sentence...!

Whatever happens 2day just "relax and manage" to make "a" smile
LIFE is not a "problem to b" solved but "A" gift to "B" Enjoyed
Make "Everyday Ur Best" day!*!

Beautiful words..!
"Prayer is not an attempt to change the God's mind, but its an attempt to let God Change our mind".! GM

"Everyday Starts With Some Expectation"
But
"Everyday Ends With Some Experience"
This is Life...
"Live it as u like"
Gud morning

Msg for young!
Once, an old man was sitin on a bench of a garden wit his 25 yrs old son, der was a tree besid d bench. Old man saw a bird sitin on d tree. He askd d son, wht s dis? Son replied, its a crow. D old man again askd wht s dis? Son said, I already told u tht its a crow. D old man again askd wht s dis? Son angrily said, r u deaf or mad, papa? How many times to tell u its a crow. Can't u understand? Old man, patiently replied,my dear son, wen u wer 5 yrs old, u askd me 174 times, d same ques tht wht s dis. I replied everytime wid a kiss, tht is a crow! Now, I asked u 3 times and u wer irritated. Its d diff b/w d luv of parents and luv from d children! So please do ur duty wen ur parents r dependent on u..
Don't hurt them.
Luv ur parents... :)

Tiredness draws across the mind making the body fade flexibility and soon windows of soul begin 2 close N enter the dreamland!! GN.

What vl u do wen u c a smal baby constructing a sand-house on d beach?
When a buttrfly sits on ur fingr?
Wen ur mother waits 4u widout eating until u reach home?
Wen a smal baby touches ur face wid its little fingers?
Wen u c ur window coverd wid dew on a rainy holiday?
Wen u meet ur old frnd whom u missed unfortunately?
Words r not enough 2 describe such feelings..!! Evry moment is precious. Feel it... :)

Shakespear said:
"I always feel happy"
You know why?
Because I dont expect anything from anyone!!!
Expectations always hurt a lot.:) GN

When God takes away something from ur hands don't think he's punishing u.. He's just leaving u empty handed to receive something better... GM

I enjoy wen ppl show ATTITUDE to me because it shows that they need an ATTITUDE to impress me! GN

People say " Find Gud friends and leave bad ones"
But I say - "Find Gud in ur frndz and leave the bad in them"

Two thoughts decide the progress in lyf:
d way u interact wen u have nothing in hand & d way u manage wen u have everything in hand!

EXCELLENT LINE:-
"Affection shows human mentality... but..,
situation shows human reality..."

Compromising doesn't mean that you are wrong and someone is right, it only means you value your relationship much more than your EGO...

MSG of the day...
If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth. GM

The Size Of Candles May Differ
But They Yield The Same Brightness.
It's Not The Matter Of Your Position,
But Your Ability That Shines.

4 GOLDEN RULES:
"who helps u, don't forget them"
"who likes u, don't hate them"
"who has hope on u, don't leave them"
"who trusts u, don't cheat them"...

DID U KNOW:
Without even winning the T20 World Cup each Indian Cricketer is getting a hefty pay of 3 Crores. Whereas 76 Soldiers died fighting the naxals and the Indian Govt has just promised to pay 1 lakh.

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The only change made was, used enough coriander and garam masala powder in the gravy instead of poppy seeds. It was delicious though, but the flavor can't be replaced.

1. "Every Saint Has a Past and Every Sinner Has a Future".
I have been listening to this quote many times after knowing about my neighbor. She used to use this phrase a lot where I started feeling it's true. The deeper we dive in, the meaning we get. :)

2. The energies(positive and negative) that she discussed about left a great impact. They must be balanced at tough times and the former must reach heights but not to the level of getting negative. We are also giving some form to God to build strength and have support. It works and that's the positive flow of energy.

3. Life is like a drama and we play roles as per our Karma. And also knowing that we can be put into any religion, why do we fight? It's just because we never realize what we are. Simple, right? :)

I wanted to write about my good old childhood memories in my language, Telugu. Starting it out... :)

Nenu puttindi oka palletoorilo. Amma cheppedi thana naanamma thananu, nannu entho premagaa chusukunedi ani... Nenu puttina oka samvatsaram tharuvaatha, aavida kaalam chesaaru. Aavida ichchina golusu, amma naaku gnyapakamugaa ichchindi. Adi chusinappudu evo theliyani bhaavaalu naalo meduluthaayi.

Maa Thatha ku nenante entho ishtam. Nannu Chennai ki theesuku velli penchuthaamu annaaru. Maa pinni thatha ammammala naduma konnaallu perigaanu. Maa aata paatalanu aa kaalamlone video theesaaru. Naaku emmanna ayinappudu, thatha mamayyalu entho aadurdaagaa, bayati vaathaavaranam elaa unnaa pattinchukokundaa, naa kosam aasupathriki theesukuni vellevaaru. Entho chesevaaru. Ooty lo cheristhe naaku naa thammudiki chaduvu baagaa abbuthundani aaraatapadi cherpinchaaru. Adee elaa anukuntunnaaru, naa LKG(Chennai) tharuvaatha direct 1st class ke akkada cheraanu. Thammudu LKG nunde... :). Alaa oka moodellu hostel lo unnaamu. Moddullaaga thayaarayyi vachchaamu. Problem ekkada ante, ae school manchido sarigga kanukko ledu... Ooty lo anni manchi schools ae untaayi ani apoha paddaru. Ika tharuvaatha vaari kashtaalu chudaali. Maaku Telugu raadu. English lo edo vaaguthunaamu. Ika school lo cheristhe Tamil compulsory. Aa debbaki amma maaku nerpinchi nerpinchi thanaku konchem Tamil vachchesindi. Ippatiki Andhra lo unnaa, appudappudu Tamil serials follow ayipothundi... ;) Inkaa, maaku chaduvu baagaa raavaalani, intlo tuition kudaa pettinchaaru. Aavida entho nerpugaa opiggaa maaku saayanthramu entho dooram nundi intiki vachchi maree paataalu cheppevaaru. Chaalaa manchaavida. :) Naanna eppudu kottevaaru kaadu. Kaani, chadavakapothe maathram godakurchiye. Chachchevaallamu. Tharuvaatha konnaallaki Hyd shift ayipoyaamu. Malli akkada school, tuitions, friends tho aatalu, ilaa vaatitho busy ayipoyevaallam. Naaku naa gurinchi aa samayamulo thelusukunnadi entante, naaku dance, story writing, drawing ante chaala ishtamani. Thatha, nannu chinnappudu kadhalu raayamani prothsahinchevaru. Might be, naa annapraasana appudu pen and book pattukovatam vallemo... ;)

Ika maa chinnappati nundi summer holidays vishayaaniki vasthe, modatlo maa ooriki vellinappudu, amma paatlu chudaali. Maaku Telugu nerpataaniki naanaa thantaalu padedi. Elaago saadhinchindi. Thatha naanamma memu vachchaamani entho uthsaahamgaa maa kosam edo okati chesevaaru. Entho sambaramugaa akkadi friends tho aadukuntu selavalu gadipesevaallamu. Maa oorilo naaku nachchevi emitante, maa thatha naanamma maa kosam kashtapadda theeru, thatha vekuvane lechi nanamma ku help chesi polaaniki vellatam, inkaa thatha perugannam lo ullipaaya thinatam, saayanthram aarintike bhojanaalu chesesi, edu enimidi kallaa varandah lo manchaalu vesukuni alaa aakaasam vanka chusthu bayata challani gaalini anubhavisthu kaburlu cheppukuntu padukovatam. Inkaa, poddune nannu suryudu leputhunna theeru ante naaku bhale ishtam. Saayanthramu poota, thatha maakosam kobbari bondaalu, thaatikaayalu kotti ichchevaaru. Memu venakarugu meeda kurchuni aaraginchevaallamu... Poddunne, akkada thatha aavuki metha petti paalu pithakatam, avi bhale undedi. Mokkalu enno penchevaaru. Saayanthram vela mallepoolu kosi maala kattedi amma. Roti tho pachchallu chesevaaru, pindi rubbevaaru. Thiragalitho pappuni pindi chesevaaru. Naanamma chesina minapasunni ante entho ishtam. Maa cheyi kudaa vaatilo padedandoyi. Naanamma saayanthramayyesariki bayata arugu meeda kurchuni chuttu pakkala vaallatho arusthu palakarinchatam baagundedi. Inkaa kaalam gadiche koddi oorilo, nenu chusina praanulu; kappalu , thellu, mandaragabba ivi. Poddune varandah oodavaalante bhayam vesedi. Endukante, thellu patta kinda undevi. Arusthu genthuthu vaatini champedaanni. Thathani pilichi vaatini eththe varaku vadile daanni kaadu. :) Inkaa cinema ki velthunnamu ante oka pandage. Thatha, Nanamma ready avvatam bhale baavundedi. Manchi neellu avvakudadani oka lavangaaya notlo vesukuni kurchunedi naanamma. Ippatiki aa alavaatu undi. Rickshaw vaaditho beram aadaake cinemaaku kadilevaallamu. Ilaa gurthuku vasthu unte enno, inkaa ennennooo gnyaapakaalu. Vachche postulo eppudo raasthaa...

A memorable age to move on with. The first quarter, though not completed yet, had faced the best, divine and worst experiences. I would prefer talking about the divine ones than any.
On my birthday, had got this inexplicable gift. My longing to visit ISKCON temple has come as a surprise before me. My joy knew no bounds. Tears kept rolling down my eyes. So uncontrollable. Thanks Radhe Krishna. Thanks for being with me and making me realize YOU when the going was tough.
Next, on Ugaadi, our new year day, we were blessed enough by our dear SAI, our protector. You are everything who gives me enough experiences through different forms. Thanks a lot SAI. Thanks for everything.
And Dear Lord Shiva, what can I say about you. You have been and will be with me all through this year/for life guiding me as Lord Dakshinamurthy. See, you have already showered me a different experience. Thanks a lot... :)
Thanks for everything God. I am wishing for many more blissful experiences for me and everyone.

Wishing You All A Very Happy And Prosperous New Year 2010 !!!

I used brown, blue, green, orange, ivory, purple and lavender. Check out the meaning. :)

Coming to the topic, this colorful site provides you all the information on color psychology, therapy and chakras. You can take quizzes and test too. Have fun!

Why money comes prior to any, mainly in certain relations? I know it's the reason for our survival. But still, why pinch or fight over small things even casually? And later take it to heart affecting relationships.

People do know their responsibilities and will act accordingly. They might be just waiting for an opportunity. They might even plan to do something big making it a hidden surprise. Who knows... Trust is important. If it breaks, then every situation will lead to turmoil, blaming one side or the other. So, do act wise.