"Most difficult moments in life : 
Sometime, life even takes such a turn.. And how true it is. Experiencing it at that moment is worse but later when you look back it makes you strong... And, that's a great feeling. 

Jokes/Thinkable Quotes/Forwarded Messages from my Cousin... :)

History Teacher : From where to where did the Mughals rule?
Student : Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26.

E lokam lo 4 kashtamainavi!
1. kodiki lipstick pettadam
2. Enugu ni odilo pettukovadam
3. Domaki battalu veyadam
4. Ninnu marchipovadam

7 FUNNIEST PHRASES:
1. Clearly misunderstood
2. Exact estimate
3. Small crowd
4. Act naturally
5. Found missing
6. Fully empty
&
7. Happily married!
Gudn8!:)

Preyasi Gift : Prema,
Amma Gift : Janma,
God Gift : Maranam
But nuvu naku ichchina gift???
thokka em ichhav ani cheppadaaniki nee number thappa.

Old versn:
I luv walkin in rain bcz nobody knows i'm crying
-(uhh old STORY).
New version.
I Luv Walking in FOG Bcz No One Can See I'M Smoking! ;)

Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

How wll an IT boy scold..?
saale infinite loop..
dharti pe undefined symbol..
virus k bacche..
bevakufi ki hardcopy..
volatile admi..
bheja blank CD, aur
khana gigabytes...
Itna maarungi ki dharthi se delete hokar, yamaraj se read ho kar, seedhe narak me display ho jayega..! Good Mrng.

"CUP TEA" thagithe emavuthundi?
think...
think...
think.. yar
Use ur brain
'cup kaali avuthundi'
think differently

If u want to remove ur wrinkles, pimples, face marks & d signs of skin aging ... try ........
........
........
"ADOBE PHOTOSHOP"

"To be is to do" - Socrates
"To do is to be" - Vivekananda
"Do be do be do" - Scooby doo
"Zoobee do be do" - 3 idiots
"To do do to do do" - Docomo

Height of addiction:
Just before hanging, Judge asked the prisoner "Any last wish?"
Prisoner: " Yes. I want to update my FACEBOOK status as "Died"!!! "

Interesting confusions..
1. Can u cry under water?
2. Du fish ever get thirsty?
3. Why don't birds fal out of trees wen dey sleep?
4. Wat du cal a male lady bird?
5. Why is it caled building wen it is already built?
6. If money doesnt grow on trees den y du banks hav branches?
7. Y doesnt glue stick to its bottle?
8. Wen dey say dogs food is new n improved, who tasted it?

In an island, all the feelings lived. 1day thr was a storm. D island was abt 2 drown, evry feeling was scared. But love made a boat 2 escape, evry feeling got on boat, 1 feeling was missin. Love got dwn 2 c who it was. It was EGO. Love tried & tried. But EGO wasnt moving & water was rising. Evry 1 askd love 2 leave him & come 2 boat. Bt Love didn't. Atlast, love died wit EGO..
"LOVE DIES, BCZ OF EGO"
so avoid ego with your luvd 1s.

A sensible quote:
"I love photos, because the best thing about it is that, it never changes, even when the people in it change...!"

Touching words of frnd - Im always bhind u. I nevr ever expect u 2 turn back wn u r happy. Bt wn u r in trble no need 2 trn bak. Just stop der, i'll join.

Most Gud things in Lyf Cost Nuthin.
Lyk Hugging ur Parents,
Smilin @ ur Neighbour,
Carin n Listenin 2 ur Grandma,
Helpin out a Needy Stranger,
Obligin a seat 2 a hesitatin Old person,
A Hand arnd a Frnd's Shoulder,
a few xtra words 2 ur Lover,
a Namaste 2 God,
Sharin ur Food,
Sharing ur Umbrella wid sum1 on a Rainy Day.
Al des seem so easy 2 do, bt only if our Ego permits.!
If v can leave shyness n take dat xtra step fwd
it luks lyk a perfect recipe 2 spread Happiness doesn't it.?
bt think again, Ol dese can make U Smile.
n u will say
2day was a Happy day,
:) Keep Smiling...

1 of my favrt msg:
V alwys feel tat life of othrs is bttr thn us...!
Bt v alwys 4gt tat v r also "others" 4 som1 else...

Top answers of professors if they dont hav ansr for any questn:
*Hav'nt u learn tis before?
*I ll tell u tmrw
*Dont ask foolish questns
*U ll study this in the next class
& d best one is...
*Nice question, raise hands who know the answer... good morning have a funny day.

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks beautiful when her lips are closed...

Words from Hitler:
"Never try or beg for support from others...
Stand alone and face the life as a race!"

Instead of Saying,
"U Said Like This"
just say,
"I Understood Like This"
to your dear ones, Many Conflicts Will Be Avoided. Gd morning

Quote of the century -
Wen you are SINGLE, all you see are HAPPY couples:-P
N
wen you r committed, all u see are happy singles :);)
gud mng

Sleep with peace,
Wake with hope,
Go everywhere with joy,
Take wid faith,
Carry favor around u
and have a gud night...

"If you want people to think well of you do not speak well of yourself."
Good Night

Arthur Ashe, d legendary Wimbledon player was dying of AIDS which he got due to infected blood he received during a heart surgery in 1983. He received many letters from his fans, one of which conveyed: Why does GOD have 2 select u for such a bad disease?
To this Ashe replied, "All ovr d world, 50 million children start playing tennis, 5 million learn to play tennis, 500,000 learn professional tennis, 50,000 come to the circuit, 5000 reach d grand slam, 50 reach Wimbledon, 4 to semi final, 2 to d finals, whn I was holding a cup I nvr askd GOD 'Why me?'.
N 2day in pain I shld nt b asking GOD 'Why me?'"
Happiness keeps u Sweet,
Trials keep u Strong,
Sorrow keeps u Human,
Failure keeps u Humble n
Success keeps u glowing...
But only Faith and Attitude keeps u going... GM

A Beautiful Saying,
if ur eyes r positive u will like all the people in the world
but if ur tongue is positive all the people in the world will like u...!!

xprs urself 2 some 1 who cares 4u not 2 some 1 who needz u, bcoz care means personal commitment n need means personal requirement

NOT al fingrs r of sam LENGTH, but
wen dey r BENT, al stand in EQUAL length.
LYF becomes easy
wen V ADJUST 2 certain situations. GM

WAS IT A CAR OR A CAT I SAW...
'WASITACARORACATISAW'
This is the only english sentence which even if we read in reverse, it'll give the same sentence...!

Whatever happens 2day just "relax and manage" to make "a" smile
LIFE is not a "problem to b" solved but "A" gift to "B" Enjoyed
Make "Everyday Ur Best" day!*!

Beautiful words..!
"Prayer is not an attempt to change the God's mind, but its an attempt to let God Change our mind".! GM

"Everyday Starts With Some Expectation"
But
"Everyday Ends With Some Experience"
This is Life...
"Live it as u like"
Gud morning

Msg for young!
Once, an old man was sitin on a bench of a garden wit his 25 yrs old son, der was a tree besid d bench. Old man saw a bird sitin on d tree. He askd d son, wht s dis? Son replied, its a crow. D old man again askd wht s dis? Son said, I already told u tht its a crow. D old man again askd wht s dis? Son angrily said, r u deaf or mad, papa? How many times to tell u its a crow. Can't u understand? Old man, patiently replied,my dear son, wen u wer 5 yrs old, u askd me 174 times, d same ques tht wht s dis. I replied everytime wid a kiss, tht is a crow! Now, I asked u 3 times and u wer irritated. Its d diff b/w d luv of parents and luv from d children! So please do ur duty wen ur parents r dependent on u..
Don't hurt them.
Luv ur parents... :)

Tiredness draws across the mind making the body fade flexibility and soon windows of soul begin 2 close N enter the dreamland!! GN.

What vl u do wen u c a smal baby constructing a sand-house on d beach?
When a buttrfly sits on ur fingr?
Wen ur mother waits 4u widout eating until u reach home?
Wen a smal baby touches ur face wid its little fingers?
Wen u c ur window coverd wid dew on a rainy holiday?
Wen u meet ur old frnd whom u missed unfortunately?
Words r not enough 2 describe such feelings..!! Evry moment is precious. Feel it... :)

Shakespear said:
"I always feel happy"
You know why?
Because I dont expect anything from anyone!!!
Expectations always hurt a lot.:) GN

When God takes away something from ur hands don't think he's punishing u.. He's just leaving u empty handed to receive something better... GM

I enjoy wen ppl show ATTITUDE to me because it shows that they need an ATTITUDE to impress me! GN

People say " Find Gud friends and leave bad ones"
But I say - "Find Gud in ur frndz and leave the bad in them"

Two thoughts decide the progress in lyf:
d way u interact wen u have nothing in hand & d way u manage wen u have everything in hand!

EXCELLENT LINE:-
"Affection shows human mentality... but..,
situation shows human reality..."

Compromising doesn't mean that you are wrong and someone is right, it only means you value your relationship much more than your EGO...

MSG of the day...
If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth. GM

The Size Of Candles May Differ
But They Yield The Same Brightness.
It's Not The Matter Of Your Position,
But Your Ability That Shines.

4 GOLDEN RULES:
"who helps u, don't forget them"
"who likes u, don't hate them"
"who has hope on u, don't leave them"
"who trusts u, don't cheat them"...

DID U KNOW:
Without even winning the T20 World Cup each Indian Cricketer is getting a hefty pay of 3 Crores. Whereas 76 Soldiers died fighting the naxals and the Indian Govt has just promised to pay 1 lakh.

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11 ways to be a happy employee :

A must read article. Click on the link below for information.
http://www.rediff.com/getahead/2008/oct/29career.htm

Health - Important Tips

Answer the phone by LEFT ear.
Do not drink coffee TWICE a day.
Do not take pills with COOL water.
Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm.
Reduce the amount of OILY food you consume.
Drink more WATER in the morning, less at night.
Keep your distance from hand phone CHARGERS.
Do not use headphones/earphone for LONG period of time.
Best sleeping time is from 10PM at night to 6AM in the morning.
Do not lie down immediately after taking MEDICINE before sleeping.
When battery is down to the LAST grid/bar, do not answer the phone as the radiation is 1000 times.

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I Got this forward and just thought of posting it over here. Whoever loves bananas, go through this. Whoever hates eating bananas too must go through this coz you might change your opinion. Personally, I heard it got good benefits to health. But after seeing this forward, I started eating banana in the morning(one a day).

A professor at CCNY told his class that the expression "going bananas" is from the effects of bananas on the brain. Bananas contain three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber. A banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy.
Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes. But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet.
1.   Depression: According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier.
2.   PMS: Forget the pills - eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.
3.   Anemia: High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia.
4.   Blood Pressure: This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt, making it perfect to beat blood pressure. So much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke.
5.   Brain Power: 200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school (England) were helped through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.
6.   Constipation: High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.
7.   Hangovers: One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.
8.   Heartburn: Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.
9.   Morning Sickness: Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.
10.  Mosquito bites: Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.
11.  Nerves: Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system.
12.  Overweight and at work? Studies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and chips. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The report concluded that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods every two hours to keep levels steady.
13.  Ulcers: The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases. It also neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.
14.  Temperature control: Many other cultures see bananas as a "cooling" fruit that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers. In Thailand , for example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature.
15.  Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD): Bananas can help SAD sufferers because they contain the natural mood enhancer tryptophan.
16.  Smoking & Tobacco Use: Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking. The B6, B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in them, help the body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal.
17.  Stress: Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the heartbeat, sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body's water balance. When we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium levels. These can be rebalanced with the help of a high-potassium banana snack.
18.  Strokes: According to research in The New England Journal of Medicine, eating bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by strokes by as much as 40%!
19.  Warts: Those keen on natural alternatives swear that if you want to kill off a wart, take a piece of banana skin and place it on the wart, with the yellow side out. Carefully hold the skin in place with a plaster or surgical tape!
So, a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you compare it to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrate, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best value foods around.
For further reference, go through this link. Mind-key is good too.

Felt like sharing with all of you.

Silence is the best way to keep away from problems. Smile is a powerful tool to avoid many problems. So have a silent smile always...

Tips for Success - Talk softly, Walk humbly, Eat sensibly, Breath deeply, Sleep sufficiently, Dress smartly, Act fearlessly, Work patiently, Think truthfully, Believe correctly, Behave decently, Plan practically, Earn honestly, Save regularly.

Nothing is permanent in this world, not even our troubles.
- Charlie Chaplin.
So, keep on enjoying life and don't loose your smile at any cost.

All power is within you. You can do anything and everything. Don't believe that you are weak. Stand up and express the divinity within you.
- Swami Vivekananda.

Life gives answer in 3 ways... It says yes and gives you what you want, it says no and gives you something better, it says wait and gives you the best.

This is a forward from my friend. Felt like sharing with you all...

Three things in life once gone never come back -
   Words  Opportunity  Time
Three things in life are never sure -
  Dreams  Success  Fortune
Three things in life that make you a great person -
  Hardwork  Sincerity  Success
Three things in life are most valuable -
  Love  Self Respect  Friends
Three things in life must not be lost -
  Peace  Hope  Honesty
Three things in life that destroy a person -
  Greed  Pride  Anger
Three things in life that never last -
  Pain  Sorrow  Disappointment