•Tuesday, May 09, 2006
I just wanted to share few jokes that I went through. Really funny...
LAWYER: "Now, would you please tell the Jury the truth - why did you shoot your husband with a bow and arrow?"
Defendant: "I didn't want to wake the children."
'Have you forgotten that you owe me 50 dollars.'
'No, not yet. Give me time, and I will.'
Teacher(answering the telephone): 'you say Ajay has a bad cold and cant come to school! Who is this speaking?'
Voice(with assumed hoarseness): 'This is my father.'
An industrialist removed his two sons from a mission school. He gave this reason - The school teaches them to be honest and I want them to go into business and industry.
A newly married couple reached an air-travel booking counter and asked the clerk incharge: 'Is it safe to travel by your company's aeroplane?'
'Ofcourse! If it wasn't safe,would we be using the fly-now-pay-later plan?'
LAWYER: "Now, would you please tell the Jury the truth - why did you shoot your husband with a bow and arrow?"
Defendant: "I didn't want to wake the children."
'Have you forgotten that you owe me 50 dollars.'
'No, not yet. Give me time, and I will.'
Teacher(answering the telephone): 'you say Ajay has a bad cold and cant come to school! Who is this speaking?'
Voice(with assumed hoarseness): 'This is my father.'
An industrialist removed his two sons from a mission school. He gave this reason - The school teaches them to be honest and I want them to go into business and industry.
A newly married couple reached an air-travel booking counter and asked the clerk incharge: 'Is it safe to travel by your company's aeroplane?'
'Ofcourse! If it wasn't safe,would we be using the fly-now-pay-later plan?'
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